Kids!

cuteness is the weapon they don't hesitate to use! 

                                                                          

Ever volunteered for babysitting? If your answer is yes then you may agree to the fact that it is the worst job one can invest his time in. if you are yet to experience the job then here are some do’s and don’ts you should brush yourself up with!

To start with, cement it in your mind that Kids cry on stupid things. Crying is a natural response they have, which they express regardless of the situation. You do well to them, hit them, tease them, appreciate them, feed them or scold them, they’ll cry, no matter what!

You ask them for your share of the candy you helped them to unwrap and they’ll burst into tears. Saying NO would have conveyed the message!

You refuse to believe their dumb fantasies and see the crisis they create. We as adolescents have tones of such fantasies. Who bothers about them?!

No matter how sweetly you speak to them, their parents will always complain about you being rude to their kids. (Heartless people)! Your efforts will never be appreciated.

Watching them battling out with their home assignments is fun as long as they don’t realize your indolence.  Once they find you idle, you will be dragged into the whirlpool of home assignments. No matter how hard you try getting out of it, you will fail!

Asking for favors is like dedicating your residual life to them. You thenceforth would be subjected to fierce experiments and will not be allowed to deny the sufferings.

Ignoring them, will become the biggest mistake of your life. They can adopt any measure to make their presence felt.

Never challenge them on their spellings, accept even the wrong ones. Teaching them the correct ones, will make you forget your own.

Lending them your gadgets is the worst idea your brain can prompt you of. It takes them hardly one hour to disintegrate them, Phones being the most vulnerable equipments closely followed by laptops.

Complaining of their mischiefs is a sin. One they will never forgive you for. Be sure to face absurd privacy attacks then onwards.

Never act nor mention the elderly things before them, they may not react but they do act! Facing parents of such children is not a great thing to witness.

Restrict them from playing; your life will be their favorite game thenceforth. 

Never hit them in public, because if you do, they’ll retaliate. Kids don’t hesitate in hitting at inappropriate places in public.

They offer to be the worst accomplice. Never share your secrets with them; these are able potentials to reach any level of black mailing.

Lock your documents in case you share your desktop with them. They are efficient hackers; technology has its worst effects on them!

The last precaution is very important. Breathe in twice. Stretch yourself, relax and once you feel a stable mind residing within, read further;

Avoid being Sarcastic with them. More aptly abhor it. Phrases like kill me, stop eating my brain, I'd prefer hell, punch me…

may be taken literally.     

Kids are the most under estimated species. Their cute faces mask the fierce devils in them. 

Remember: the cuter the kid you meet, the fierce the devil he shelter!